Fellas if you do any of the following approaches to a woman,
you are CERTIFIED lower than an ant's belly:
1. If you grab her (Keep your hands to YOURSELF - women HATE this)
DO NOT touch her in any way, shape or form UNLESS you want a drink poured on you!
DO NOT touch her in any way, shape or form UNLESS you want a drink poured on you!
2. If you forget your deodorant be sure you won't be on the dance floor grindin'!
3. Check your breath DAMN! Gum is only .99 cents! GEEZ!
4. If you're riding w/ your boyz, don't promise a female a ride home - you're a scrub!
5. Don't ever "pssssssss psssssss" a woman - that's so 4th grade!!!
6. Don't buy a round then walk out on the tab - you're a #LOSER!
7. Don't grope her when walking past her -
Are you that desperate that this is the only way you can feel a woman up? #LOSER
Are you that desperate that this is the only way you can feel a woman up? #LOSER
8. If you buy her a drink, don't follow her around all night like a lost poodle that hasn't eaten!!!
Remember -
Remember -
YOU OFFERED.... #LOSER smh!!!!
9. Don't have one of your boys approach her for you because you don't have the balls to do it yourself - MAN UP!
10. If you're actually lucky enough to take her home and smash it the least you can do is take her to the Waffle House and FEED HER 1st! - YOU BROKE ASS BASTARD!!!!!!! smh lol
Nothing But The Truth
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